• Joe A
  • Graphic Designer, Store Manager
  • Last/current workplace: Galactic Command
  • 103 years old from Melbourne, VIC


Consider the humble octopus. His eight legs (assuming he has lost none in battle) flailing about as if controlled by 8 (or fewer) separate but fantastically synchronised minds.

Employment History

  • Galactic Command

    • Jan 1926 - Oct 1931
    Experience: 4 years, Tier I Galactic Command. Toolset: Notepad Vibration: Excessive Alignment: Slightly above the left hand side, and rotated 8 degrees towards the sunset.


  • Warehouse Logistics
  • Programming
  • Stocking and Inventory
  • Graphic Design